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Apple’s digital assistant isn’t only one of the most popular and robust in the industry. Siri has some jokes to tell and all you need is the right question or command to catch some laughs. Not sure what to say? Here’s a list of fun things to ask Siri for kicks and giggles.

Editor’s note: This obviously doesn’t include every single fun thing to ask Siri. That would be a very long list. Instead we have picked the ones we think are the most hilarious.


What is Siri?

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Let’s start with some basic information for those who might be new to Siri or the Apple ecosystem. Siri is an AI (artificial intelligence) digital assistant which can help with a variety of tasks. These include getting general information, sending messages, making calls, taking notes, playing music, navigating and much more.

Siri can be used through text or voice commands. It comes installed in Apple platforms like iOSMacOS, iPadOS, tvOSwatchOS, and HomePod.


Hey, Siri. Are you listening?

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Digital assistants are commonly activated with trigger words, and Siri is no exception. If you want Siri to start listening, simply say the words “Hey, Siri.” Then simply say your Siri command out loud.

There are other methods for getting Siri’s attention. iPhone users can press and hold the home button. Newer iPhones have no home buttons, so activating Siri can be done by pressing and holding the side button. You can double-tap AirPods to activate Siri. On Apple Watches you can press and hold the digital crown. The process is a little different with each device. “Hey, Siri” always works, though!


Fun things to ask Siri

Now that you know what Siri is and have figured out how to trigger it, let’s jump right into the fun.

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Helpful fun Siri commands:

  • Flip a coin.
  • Roll a die.

References to movies, music, culture, and arts: 

  • What is your favorite movie?
  • Blue pill or red pill?
  • Is Jon Snow dead?
  • Is winter coming?
  • What is your favorite animal?
  • I see a little silhouetto of a man!
  • I am your father!
  • Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
  • Where is Elvis Presley?
  • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
  • What is Inception about?
  • Are you “Her”?

Fun requests and traditional jokes:

  • Tell me a joke.
  • Tell me a story.
  • Sing me a song.
  • Knock knock.
  • What does the fox say?
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
  • What is the meaning of life?
  • Beatbox for me.
  • What is zero divided by zero.
  • Do you believe in god?
  • Can you make me a sandwich?
  • Do you think you are smarter than me?
  • Is it true that whoever smelt it dealt it?

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Tech and industry jokes:

  • What is the best operating system?
  • What do you think of Google Assistant?
  • Which is the best phone?
  • What is the best watch?
  • Okay, Glass.
  • How much do you cost?
  • How much do you earn?
  • Are you a robot?
  • What does Siri mean?
  • What is your best pickup line?
  • Testing 1, 2, 3.
  • What do you do when you aren’t talking to me?

Getting personal:

  • How old are you?
  • What are you wearing?
  • Will you go on a date with me?
  • Talk dirty to me.
  • Will you marry me?
  • Do you have a boyfriend?
  • I love you.
  • How do I look?
  • Do I look fat in this?

Are there any other fun things to ask Siri you know of? Hit the comments and share!

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