Okay, it’s not a documentary, it’s a mockumentary that was posted on YouTube in two parts. But since it’s almost the weekend, we may as well check out the hilarious videos, entitled simply “Shit Apple Fanatics Say, Part 1,” posted a few days ago and – wait for it – “Shit Apple Fanatics Say, Part 2,” released earlier today.

From the get-go it’s clear that you’re going to hear some of the Apple-related clichés that you have already heard either from Apple fanboys or Android fanboys impersonating Apple device buyers – we’re not going to spoil them for you, so check out the videos below that offer over 6-minutes of Apple customer poking. Or from a variety of other similar videos meant to make fun of the Cupertino-based company.

Now, Android fans, while you get to laugh on Apple’s expense, you’re not completely off the hook, because, let’s face it, a “Shit Android Fanatics Say” clip, or something similar, must be just around the corner.

In fact, can you already think of some sort of argument you’d use as an “Apple Fanatic?” If you do, let us know in the comments section below!