Google unveiled new Nexus products yesterday, including new tablets such as the Samsung Nexus 10 and the 32GB Asus Nexus 7 (Wi-Fi and Cellular models), which will be the main weapons of the Search giant against Apple’s iPad and iPad mini models this holiday season.

But Conan has apparently got wind of new Apple iPad models that are in the making. From 7.9-inch to 101-inch, the list includes the following versions, which will probably be available in Wi-Fi and Cellular flavors:

  • 7.9-inch iPad mini
  • 8.4-inch iPad Mini Mega Micro
  • 8.8-inch iPad Mini Mega Micro Max
  • 8.8-inch iPad Mini Mega
  • 9.7-inch iPad
  • 112-inch iPad Monstro

Maybe adapting iOS to run on these new screens was to much of a burden for Apple’s former Senior Vice President on iOS Software Scott Forstall and made him quit the company.

Pricing and release dates are not available at this time for the new iPad mini models, so better enjoy the clip below, in which Andrew Grissom, Senior Director, Apple Design explains the thinking behind these devices.

In case you were wondering, we’re obviously very much aware the clip is a joke, we’re just rolling with it. And since we’re getting serious, we’ll mention that Forstall reportedly quit for failing to sign Apple Maps apology letter.

Thanks, Team Coco!