‘Shit Apple Fanatics Say’, YouTube documentary reveals [Video – Part 1 & 2]

by: Chris SmithSeptember 7, 2012

Okay, it’s not a documentary, it’s a mockumentary that was posted on YouTube in two parts. But since it’s almost the weekend, we may as well check out the hilarious videos, entitled simply “Shit Apple Fanatics Say, Part 1,” posted a few days ago and – wait for it – “Shit Apple Fanatics Say, Part 2,” released earlier today.

From the get-go it’s clear that you’re going to hear some of the Apple-related clichés that you have already heard either from Apple fanboys or Android fanboys impersonating Apple device buyers – we’re not going to spoil them for you, so check out the videos below that offer over 6-minutes of Apple customer poking. Or from a variety of other similar videos meant to make fun of the Cupertino-based company.

Now, Android fans, while you get to laugh on Apple’s expense, you’re not completely off the hook, because, let’s face it, a “Shit Android Fanatics Say” clip, or something similar, must be just around the corner.

In fact, can you already think of some sort of argument you’d use as an “Apple Fanatic?” If you do, let us know in the comments section below!

  • MasterMuffin

    They’re going to say: “android is more user frendly and more open Os and it’s not a copy of iOs blaa blaa blaa” with really sarcastic voice

    • EddieT

      ifans say they don’t like Android because it’s fragmented, but they don’t even know what that means or if it really does affect them, which it doesn’t. No Android User thinks about fragmentation.

      • Still waiting for JB on my HTC

      • banjoonmyknee

        unless they’re talking about Amazon and the Kindle Fire. :-)

      • MasterMuffin

        Yep, just take care of your phone and it will work :)

      • and if they did, they wouldn’t still be using an iphone. ;-)

  • olbp

    Sad, all the way around.

  • not nearly as funny as I expected

  • Joey Cossack

    There should be a few more lines added…..”a 4 inch screen is too big…..Steve jobs said so,” “why would I want a different keyboard? The preloaded one is perfect,” “the apple eco-system is just awesome,” “all my files are on iTunes,” “you have a Samsung phone? You know that’s a rip off of the iPhone?,” “NFC is too scary, because someone can steal your credit card info,” “its heavy, so you know its built good,” “micro SD? I don’t need anymore room”

    • EddieT

      actually, some ifans say about the GS2 “wouldn’t it be great if this had iOS on it”

    • banjoonmyknee

      A smaller than 10″ tablet is useless, Steve Jobs said so.
      ….except for the Mini….that’s going to be great.

    • Removable battery is useless. When my battery dies, I just buy the new iPhone. :-P

      • DarkwarrioR

        Hehe there is no excuse why iphone shouldn’t have removable battery. Even my pocket pc which had wm2003 where you normally LOSE YOUR DATA if the battery gets completely empty (wm2003 uses RAM for file storage!) still had a removable battery. Should you remove the battery the ram chips would be still powered by a backup battery (its like a battery on computer motheboard, but smaller) up to 10 minutes. Regardless the problem, they still made the battery removable. In iphone and other phones all you can lose if you remove the battery is time and date setting and yet you can’t do it, because its apple.

  • n900mixalot

    “If you need a stylus, you’re doing it wrong.”
    “You can JailBreak it if you want.”
    “All of my friends have iPhones, so …”
    “Siri is so awesome, she talks back to you.”
    “Will you fix my iPhone so that my bluetooth headset works with Siri?”
    “Ugh, stupid Siri … never works.”
    “I don’t need to use Siri.”
    “I can’t wait to get the new iPhone. I’m getting it.”
    “I heard it is going to be bigger. It’ll probably have a new interface.”
    “It’s only going to be bigger? What do you mean I already have the new OS?”
    “What do you mean, OS?”
    “What is NFC?”
    “I met this new boy on Grindr, see? Look, isn’t he hot?”
    “How come my iPhone can’t do that?”

  • Rui Nelson Carneiro

    “Android doesn’t get virus just by installing apps from the google’s store.”
    “Google won’t track your entire phone and data at all.”
    “I’m waiting for Jelly Bean for my phone.”
    “Why doesn’t HTC just release ICS for my phone?”
    “How do I root my phone so I can do everything my friend’s jailbroken iPhone does”
    “It’s not slow, I just need to kill that app that crashed”
    “My phone has 4G, I would show you, but there isn’t any in this city”

    • leoingle

      pfft ….
      A unrooted Android can do more than a jailbroken iPhone.

    • It’s funny because it’s proven that Apple tracks the data and stuff stored on your iPhone EVERY TIME you sync it with iTunes.

      4G is also dependent on your location. I don’t care what your iPhone tells you. The 4S did not support 4G it had 3.5G.

  • AndroidBrian

    “Widgets are dumb!” & “Why would I want to download anything from a unknown source?”

  • It’s so sad that Applefanboys are saying shit about Android, although they’ve never used it. If they tried the Galaxy S3, I think they’d respect Android and Samsung more. I had iPhones for 4 years, and I KNOW they are no match for the S3 in any way. I will never ever buy an iPhone again!!!

    • Sucker Punch

      Clearly shit an android fanboy would say:-p

    • leoingle

      A friend of mine had an iPhone for 4 years and got a S3 about a month ago. He loves it.

    • Laurent

      For a few months, I worked on an Android app. I would never buy an Android phone. But I guess the crowd here wouldn’t understand….

  • blarelli

    Nice. Somebody did some research by hanging around hipsters.

  • Lord John

    Apple Shit is spot on,they are all Junk compared to Samsung Galexy S 11

  • “You don’t need customized screens!”
    “You don’t need USB ports or SD card readers!”

  • leoingle

    Part 1 @ 3:22 FTW

  • Jamie Cottrell

    and the saddest thing is…
    its true.

  • Sondre Krumsvik

    Now we just need to wait for the windows phone version. And. heheh… Blackberry users, HAHAHAHA.