Google Glass won’t be getting porn. Ever.

June 4, 2013
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    Being the first at anything is always notable. The first to develop a porn app for Google Glass? Sure, that’s good for a few turned heads. What it won’t do is make it onto Google Glass.

    MiKandi, the company behind – wait for it – Tits & Glass, is in a bind. The app, which allows Glass users to see pics of the human form in all its glory, was released yesterday and quickly pulled from the Glassware hub. Google changed their Glass developer guidelines Friday to reflect pornographic or adult material. The guidelines for adult material read as follows:

    We don’t allow Glassware content that contains nudity, graphic sex acts, or sexually explicit material. Google has a zero-tolerance policy against child pornography. If we become aware of content with child pornography, we will report it to the appropriate authorities and delete the Google Accounts of those involved with the distribution.

    MiKandi notes on their corporate blog that they went over the guidelines very carefully to make sure their app was in compliance. It seems to be a case of coming up a little short for the porn app, missing their window of opportunity by a few days. The company is promising to re-release a conforming app today, though something about porn-less porn just isn’t appealing.

    This falls right in line with Google’s stance on facial recognition software. It seems the “don’t be evil” mantra at Google is coming to fruition with Glass. This is also not what Glass is meant for, and Google takes the program seriously. The real benefit, here? No more middle-aged bloggers taking pics of themselves in the shower.

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    • HitokiriX

      Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • yobbei

      the only porn app it needs is a browser.

      • jmoney

        I think you mean brazzers

        • http://www.facebook.com/Trent8381 Trent Richards

          You get there via a browser right?

          • Davis

            That was the joke.

      • icyrock1

        The girl wearing glasses looks so sad from the news.

    • 326

      “No more middle-aged bloggers taking pics of themselves in the shower.”

      And in order to verify that, Google needs to check every Glass user’s videos and pictures. Pretty good excuse…

      But actually, hackers couldn’t care less.

    • Gilles LeBlanc

      Child porn? Way to mix in evil to make this sound worse than it is google. Bunch of uptight verginal nerds or what?

      • gillesKillYourself Please

        You can still sync your childporn collection you ugly pervert maniac.

      • kelvin

        lol, never cross my mind,

        seriously why people at google need to associate porn with a child ?
        probably the world they live in is already THAT bad.

        not in my world though

        • Gilles LeBlanc

          LoL exactly, they add something totaly irelevant and disturbing to make it sound ok. They literaly used the worse of societies evil to justify some stupid boobie app LoL.

    • Peter

      In typically American moral fashion they will at the same time be allowing first-person-shooters to help train the next generation of serial-killers. Oh, and all those zombies sure look like disabled people. Don’t want to discriminate against them along with 17 year old girls…

    • Thorwald Persson

      Well, this quite stupid. Who would ever think record such movies. The quality would be very low. This is what you call in golf out of bounds

      • briankariu

        But think for a minute. The next iteration of glass will have a better camera. Its just a matter of time before we get first person HD porn

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