How Guys Will Use Google glass

A new parody showing how guys could use Google Glass to impress women on dates has hit the web. Humor aside, it could be an accurate prediction of a not-so-distant future.

The Glass is coming this year, says Google. Brace yourselves.

A few months from now, we might bump into people sporting these funny looking glasses with a tiny light blinking on a side. The people wearing them would be able to control them with subtle head movements, voice commands, or a tiny touchpad mounted on the side. They could take a pic of you, record you, or even search for you on Google+ (Facebook is passé, you know?).

A few years from now, the Glass might be everywhere, built into seemingly normal eyewear and very hard to spot. Have you wondered how our daily lives would be affected?

Facebook lookups are already a common ritual for people going on dates. Can you imagine how dates would be like, when people will be able to use technology to replace… well, an actual personality?

Seattle-based comedian Dartanion London (nice name, bro) asked himself just that, so he made the funny sketch above, titled “How Guys Will Use  Google Glass”. Parody aside, I actually think the video could be eerily accurate at predicting a future dominated by wearable computers, from Google Glass to Siri-enabled watches.

What do you think?

Bogdan Petrovan
Bogdan is the European Managing Editor of Android Authority. He loves tech, travel, and fantasy. He wishes he had more time for two of those things. Bogdan's phone is a Nexus 6P.
  • Bone

    Lol, that’s awesome.

  • Topcat488

    It would be my dream, if Google use a flexible transparent glass; instead of just the orange, white, blue and black rim, which block your view. I would consider buying one… Let Samsung show you how to improve and market this product, y’all have made a great team working together so far.

  • randy ranga


  • lol…glass take a picture..
    there should be an app which tells how long you stared at boobs…:P

  • Terrence Taylor

    Unsuspecting victims of my picture shooting….Watching the game while having a boring conversation…..i want my Google Glasses!

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  • Great post, Bogdan! There’s another parody video circling around from the opposite, female perspective! It’s hilarious!

  • JK33

    Here’s another pretty funny one, though it’s pretty dark:
    Google Glass – Actual Uses