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Giving out one plus one 64gb sandstone black

Discussion in 'OnePlus Smartphones' started by pookachee, Jul 27, 2014.

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  1. pookachee

    pookachee Member

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    GIVING AWAY A 64GB SANDSTONE BLACK ONE PLUS ONE INVITE CODE
    ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TELL ME A JOKE AND THE FIRST JOKE TO MAKE ME LAUGH WILL GET THE CODE
    I WILL ANNOUNCE THE WINNER ANYTIME ON JULY 27 AND GIVE THEM THE CODE THROUGH CONVERSATIONS
     
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  2. sycotik

    sycotik Member Droid Minion

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    Whats the best thing to come out of Pittsburgh, PA?

    79 South!
    Go Mountaineers!!!!

    College football humor. Not sure if you are a fan or not. o_O
     
  3. SlothHiccup

    SlothHiccup Member

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    How many Slowpoke does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    What do Pokemon spies do?
    Pik-a-chu!

    What do Whitney's Miltank and Optimus Prime have in common?
    They roll out!

    I was going to tell a joke about bird Pokemon, but it was too farfetch'd.

    One, it just takes a really long time!
     
  4. Powerman22

    Powerman22 Member

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    Add a word that ruins a movie :
    Batman begins College
    Finding Nemo Dead
    Batman Forever Alone
    Now You See Me Rollin' :3
    Pleb lemme win :'(
     
  5. mds

    mds Member Scrap Metal

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    What's a man's definition of safe sex?
    When his wife's out of town.

    :D
     
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    Jerry Jacob Member

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    champion9124 Member

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    Oneplus one equals two.
    Now excuse me while I go hang myself...
     
  8. nuno sousa

    nuno sousa Member Drone Droid

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    English is not my mother language . dont know any jokes in english .but here it goes
    How do you kill a hype aroud a smartphone ?
    You create a invite system that leaves out most your target buyers .
    Ah ah . sorry for bad joke .cheers
     
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    shashank Member Droid Minion

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    America, Russia and Japan are sending up a two year shuttle mission
    with one astronaut from each country. Since it's going to be two long, lonely
    years up there, each may bring any form of entertainment weighing 150 pounds
    or less. The American approaches the NASA board and asks to take his 125 lb.
    wife. They approve.
    The Japanese astronaut says, "I've always wanted to learn Latin. I
    want 100 lbs. of textbooks." The NASA board approves. The Russian astronaut
    thinks for a second and says, "Two years... all right, I want 150 pounds of
    the best Cuban cigars ever made." Again, NASA okays it.
    Two years later, the shuttle lands and everyone is gathered outside
    to welcome back the astronauts. Well, it's obvious what the American's been
    up to, he and his wife are each holding an infant. The crowd cheers. The
    Japanese astronaut steps out and makes a 10 minute speech in absolutely
    perfect Latin. The crowd doesn't understand a word of it, but they're
    impressed and they cheer again. The Russian astronaut stomps out, clenches
    the podium until his knuckles turn white, glares at the first row and
    screams: "Anybody got a match?"
     
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    pookachee Member

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    I have decided the mds' joke was the funniest therefore he will get the invite code. Thanks to everyone who participated.
     
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  11. Luka

    Luka Administrator Staff Member Sentient Droid

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    Cool beans, that means it's locking time :cool:
     
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