Another “Shit Android Fanatics Say” video pokes fun at us all, who will defend the Android honor?

by: AdrianOctober 24, 2012

Beyond legal wars, patent ambiguities, software workarounds and sales bans, the Android vs Apple war fortunately has a humorous side, too. I know you all remember the hilarious “Shit Apple Fanatics Say” videos, followed soon after by a slightly less amusing “Shit Android Fanatics Say” clip.

Now a third video has gone live on YouTube, and, although it doesn’t stray very much from the familiar path, it seems to ring true at least just as much as the first two. Unfortunately for our egos, Android enthusiasts are again those targeted. Let’s see what does the new Android fanatic in the mockumentary-style video has to brag about.

There’s full reception everywhere, widgets, ROMs, NFC, “best camera phone ever”, big screens, rooting, “it’s not copying if it’s better”, custom-eyez-able, specs, and… widgets. Oh, and the standard microUSB cables. And the widgets. Did I mention widgets…?

I don’t know about you, but I counted at least 10 or 12 things I normally use as arguments when comparing my Android devices with my friends’ iPhones or iPads. Well played, gentlemen, well played!

Now the clip is a bit over the top here and there (we don’t hate Steve Jobs that much, especially now that his rapping career has taken off), but you can’t say it doesn’t have its hilarious and even genius moments. Even the magazine is twice the price? Brilliant!

What do you think about the new video? Is it funnier than the first three? Do you recognize yourself in the “Bleughuegh” guy? And most importantly, who’s up for defending our honor? I mean, it’s not like you can’t come up with some fresh new material to poke fun at Apple…

  • nik

    I think I’ve said all those thing lol.

  • sagar makkar

    best line..
    even the magazine is twice the price…rofl

  • MasterMuffin

    Q. How can you crash an android phone?
    A. Turn it on

    And for the android user in here:

    Q. What’s the difference between an android phone and iPhone?
    A. About 200$

    • I’ve never had my android crash. I think the probablility of crashing is equal to the iPhone

      • MasterMuffin

        You must be fun at parties…. a joke people, it was a joke/thing that every apple user uses when they say reasons why iOs is better.. why I have a dislike, IT WAS A JOKE

        • Zaid

          I have seen my friend’s iPhone and iPad crashing,freezing :)

          • MasterMuffin

            Me too, it really isn’t true that android crashes all the time, it’s just iSheep fact

    • im an android fan, but i found this funny ! lmao !

      • MasterMuffin

        Thank you, a person with a sense of humor :D

    • Adrian Diaconescu

      Okay, I have one…
      Q: What does Google call three Androids, an iPhone and two Blackberries?
      A: Eleven shipped Android devices

      • MasterMuffin


  • Doan

    I don’t feel the need to defend anything. I found the video funny.

    Of course, I wouldn’t be opposed to the entertainment of a counter-video.

    • NicholasMicallef

      There is a two part series called Shit Apple fanatics say on youtube

      • Doan

        Yea, I’ve seen them. I meant an ongoing counter.

  • AndroidBrian

    Pretty funny.

  • shark

    should add another one, we have file explorer, u dont have one thats why u cant sent multiple attachment at email app. heck, u don even have attachment button.

    • NicholasMicallef

      There is a two part series called Shit Apple fanatics say on youtube xD

  • Woah, When the Hell did people Film me saying these things?

  • JonasSnellinckx

    Are they laughing with us or are with laughing with them is the

  • Me Ted

    Lol! That’s pretty much me. But it’s more out of frustration when I hear my clueless buddy tell me that the iPhone has this awesome feature that’s existed on Android for ages.

  • TommyNYC

    Android fanboy here, and quite the Apple hater.
    This video is pretty damn funny tho.

    “Even the magazine is double the price” – EPIC! (sad part it probably true ;))

  • i love android i think this is hilarious. I usually dont get caught up in these apple VS android but this is too funny. I woke up the baby when “even the magazine is double the price”

  • Genius!!.. I love Android, hate Apple and it nearly felt like someone was taking a parody of me! I just about piss myself every time I watch it.. That laadeedaa noise he makes.. LOL!